thesociallyawkwardasian:

THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD IS SEEING PEOPLE SMILING BECAUSE OF YOU 

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larrys27tattoos:

whatisonyobiscuit:

starrysleeper:

tribblesexual-jotunn:

thelilnan:

I am really bothered by the fact that basically the only reason why gay marriage is illegal is because some people think it’s disgusting. You know, I think peas are disgusting but we’re noT MAKING THAT ILLEGAL ARE WE 

what’s wrong with you peas are delicious

gay people are delicious too

no dessert for you until you eat all your gays 

what the fuck just happened here

be quiet and eat your gays

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edismyhusband:

holysheerios:

Things to say when a boy says ‘you suck’:

•you wish
•what, where

Alternate endings:

•you tell me when
•gladly

And my favourite: not for free

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clown-dick:

dear attractive people,

how do you do that

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feistiest:

meeting someone with the same music taste is seriously the best thing ever

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